1. Aftr engagemnt!
Girl:
Now stop looking at girls,u r commited now!


Boy:
Oho what do u mean,
if i m on diet,
that doesnt mean that i cant look at MENU . . 


 


2. Love is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted people..
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.
.
.
People with strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING 


 


3. AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous


 


4. I want u ...
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner.... &
to say those sweet three words to U....
"Pay The Bill"


 


5. Boy: I Love You..?
Girl: Hahahahaha


Boy: I Won't Live Without You..?
Girl: Hahahahahahaha
...
Boy: I Will Die For You..?
Girl: Hahahahahahahaha


Boy: I Will Gift You A Gold Ring With Diamond..?
Girl: Awwwww.. Promise ?
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.
.
Boy: Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha


 


6. Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath,
Humne bhi kia bare zor kay sath,
Lakin ab karain gay thoray ghor kay sath,
Kyunke kal usay dekha kisi aur kay sath.


 


7. Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl


Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.


 


8. Love bears all things,
Love believes all things,
Love hopes all things,
and most precious of all,
Love endures all things.
Come we love and make things happy.


 


9. if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,
if sumone calls u duffer,relax,
if sumone calls u stupid be cool,
but if sumone calls u "cute"
.
.
.
.
lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,
mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai


 


10. A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend


Friend Asked : Who Is She?


Boy : My Cousin.


The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.!